No, Celeste won't be taking her clothes off. She only does that for me, at home or in the living portion of the Sherman-ator, which is a combination motorhome / straight truck.
It's not too late to join Celeste and me at this month's Naked Girls Reading. It only costs $15. Heck, even a reader of Rob Sherman News like you can afford that!
This time, there's a bonus: An ice cream social thrown in. I like ice cream, almost as much as I like admiring Nobody's most amazing creation. (Nobody lives in heaven. Get it?)
One of the perks of being an atheist is that you can attend Naked Girls Reading without committing any sins!
So, who do you suppose is going to have a better time, this weekend? The Christian kids on Saturday, who will be paying $30 each to sit in churches, around the country, to listen to an all-day seminar by people like former Chicago Tribune reporter Lee Stroebel, whining about how up to 94% of teens leave church after high school, or Celeste and me on Sunday, who will be paying $15 each, to eat ice cream and listen to naked girls reading erotica? Lemme know when you figure that one out!
If you'd like to join Celeste and me at Sunday's Naked Girls Reading, you need a reservation. Seats are limited, so don't wait too long to decide.