Not one of us atheists:
South Carolina Governor Sanford

This story reminds me of a state/church separation controversy from just a few years back, in which questions were raised about the establishment of a "Christians only" wing at a Texas prison.  I responded, at the time, that it's not a problem -- no problem at all.  They could have the whole place if they'd like.

Mark Sanford,
Governor of South Carolina
and a Christian.

You never hear stories about an atheist wing at a prison.  There'd be nobody to put in there.

Similarly, you never hear any stories about atheist politicians cheating on their spouses.  We don't do that sort of thing.  We just quietly go about our ethical lives, while Christians like Governor Sanford wave around their bibles, talking about how moral they are and how we atheists supposedly can't possibly be as moral as good Christians like Governor Sanford because we don't believe that there is a god floating around in the sky.

The reality is that atheists are America's model citizens.  Too bad that more Americans aren't like us.

Wait!  Recent polls have shown exactly that, that every day, more and more Americans are realizing that God is make-believe.  In fact, atheism is the fastest growing theological perspective in America.  Thank God!